"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."
— Unknown (via stellablu)
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eastafriqueen:

lmao
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mizzjade:

Dating me means peep shows at the grocery store. Always.
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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
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glrlband:

guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

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